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May. 26th, 2009 @ 11:38 pm (no subject)
I am really out of it. Everything pretty much...

I think i am gonna fail all of my classes, so i might be dropping them soon. What a crappy term this has been.
What a crappy student i have been lately!

My only solace is the live-action Street Fighter Movie.
Things are looking grim.
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May. 7th, 2009 @ 12:04 pm (no subject)
Watch Star Trek.
4 Cereal.
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Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 12:54 pm Krampus!!!

I know most normal people will be with their families tonight but i was wondering if anyone had some free time in the afternoon or evening?
I ain't got not a thang to do... prolly will not stay out too late though. Call me!
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Dec. 24th, 2008 @ 04:26 am Alvis was the holiest man to slap iron, he killed for your sins.
A Very Venture Christmas

Feast of Alvis

Those dank nuggets of joy and others are all up on the swim-site...

Alvis Bless Us, everyone
You're damn straight he does!
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Dec. 17th, 2008 @ 12:21 am LOLED: Grandma called me a "scrooge" today

So i am not going to be giving anyone anything this year (not that i ever do...) but i will pass on a fruitcake of humor!

Vitamix - Catch the vision! from Everything Is Terrible on Vimeo.

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Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 09:53 pm Always chaotic neutral... never a bride.
I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Human Bard/Wizard (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:







Chaotic Neutral A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). A chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal. However, chaotic neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all authority, harmony, and order in society.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Primary Class:
Bards often serve as negotiators, messengers, scouts, and spies. They love to accompany heroes (and villains) to witness heroic (or villainous) deeds firsthand, since a bard who can tell a story from personal experience earns renown among his fellows. A bard casts arcane spells without any advance preparation, much like a sorcerer. Bards also share some specialized skills with rogues, and their knowledge of item lore is nearly unmatched. A high Charisma score allows a bard to cast high-level spells.

Secondary Class:
Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.

Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

Detailed Results:

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Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Barbarian - (-2)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Cleric ---- (-6)
Druid ----- (-4)
Fighter --- (-4)
Monk ------ (-19)
Paladin --- (-21)
Ranger ---- (0)
Rogue ----- (-2)
Sorcerer -- (0)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
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Procrastination! Now!
Dec. 5th, 2008 @ 04:18 am Swamp=butt
My big-time tripz went well.

Florida was agreeable and it was wonderful to spend time with my Grandmother again.
She had two eye surgeries under my watch and they have done a world of good for her. She says she can see a spiderweb across the yard now.
She also thought i messed with the T.v. but she was just differentiating between colors again.
I get little 2 minute calls from her from time to time now and i love it! I wish she would talk longer but i assume the oxygen apparatus makes it a chore.
Speaking of oxygen... it is a weird feeling making someone who is on oxygen 24/7 crack up. You kind of regret being funny as the person kind of gasps between laughs... still i am pretty sure she was fine with it.

I think she had me make her French Toast just about every morning. I miss my Grandma already!
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Oct. 11th, 2008 @ 12:00 pm Quite possibly the best mash-up in HISTORY!
Seriously... i can not stop listening to this!

I am sorry i have not been failing on keeping touch with everyone but school is definiately going well lately.

Did everyone hear about this??

I SO want to go... yet i do not like the idea of driving to Arkron. Still, i would shit my pants if i could shake hands with Devo!!!
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Sep. 30th, 2008 @ 08:03 pm You See But You Do Not Observe
It might be a bit silly but i really enjoyed this...


Who knew i was craving sci-fi Victorian detective short stories??
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Jul. 11th, 2008 @ 02:07 pm Summer is flying by!
I just ate 2 jalapeño cheddar brats and i can not stop sweating!
All i want to eat lately is stuff with jalapeños in it... maybe i am pregnant.

That is all.
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